lady boss

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A woman who bosses her guys around in every way possible, sexually, at work, at home, and even in the grocery store. She’s the reason your guy is too tired to fight back.
My lady boss made me do her taxes and her laundry on the same day. I’m still sore.
She told my guy to pick up her dry cleaning or else he’d never see her again.
At the office party, she told my boss to dance with her. He did. He cried.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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A term that sounds fancy, but it’s just women trying to be bosses and ending up in second place. You’re either the boss or you’re not. No in-between.
My lady boss called herself a ‘lady boss’ and then asked me to bring her snacks. I called her ‘snack lady’ from then on.
She told me I wasn’t a real boss because I didn’t have a title. I told her I didn’t need a title, I had a snack bag.
She said I was ‘not a lady boss’ because I didn’t know how to use a coffee maker. I told her I didn’t need to.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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The woman who runs everything and doesn’t let anyone forget it. She’s calm, cool, and doesn’t put up with any nonsense. She’s got respect, and she knows it.
She told my guy to shut up during the meeting. He shut up. He also shut down.
She walked into the room and everyone knew who was in charge. Even the coffee machine knew.
She didn’t need to say a word. Just looked at me. I knew I was in trouble.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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A woman who acts like she’s the boss, but she’s just getting her coffee made by men who think they’re lucky to be there.
My guy brought her coffee every morning. She didn’t even thank him. She just drank it.
She had her guy arrange her papers. He did it so fast, he got a paper cut.
She told her guy to go on a ‘feminine products’ run. He came back with a whole cart of tampons.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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Your wife who acts like she’s the boss of everything, your life, your money, your free time. You’re just the guy who lets her win.
She told me I had to cook dinner or else she’d take my phone. I cooked. She took my phone.
She told me I wasn’t a real man because I didn’t know how to do the laundry. I did it. I also cried.
She said she was the boss of the house. I said I was the boss of the remote. She took it.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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A boss who makes the best soup in the world and doesn’t tolerate any slacking. She runs her kitchen like an army, and you better follow her rules or you’ll be out of soup.
She told me I couldn’t leave until I finished my soup. I finished it. I also finished my lunch.
She made me clean the soup kitchen because I spilled a bowl of soup. I spilled three more.
She told me I had to follow the soup rules. I followed them. I also followed her into the kitchen.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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Another name for your mom. She’s the boss of your life, and she doesn’t let you forget it.
My mom told me I couldn’t go out with my friends because I didn’t do my homework. I did my homework. I also did her dishes.
She told me she was the boss of everything. I said I was the boss of my phone. She took it.
She said I wasn’t a real kid because I didn’t know how to cook. I cooked. I also burned the house down.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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