lady boss
A term that sounds fancy, but it’s just women trying to be bosses and ending up in second place. You’re either the boss or you’re not. No in-between.
My lady boss called herself a ‘lady boss’ and then asked me to bring her snacks. I called her ‘snack lady’ from then on.
She told me I wasn’t a real boss because I didn’t have a title. I told her I didn’t need a title, I had a snack bag.
She said I was ‘not a lady boss’ because I didn’t know how to use a coffee maker. I told her I didn’t need to.