Lady Boi
A tall blond dude who can’t stop talking about his Cane. The name came from Harry Potter, but he probably didn’t know what he was saying.
"Cane this, Cane that, I swear he’s gonna start talking to the Cane."
He tried to explain Chamber of Secrets like it was a dating app.
He’s got a Cane tattoo and still calls it a 'Cane obsession.'