Lady Boi

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A tall blond dude who can’t stop talking about his Cane. The name came from Harry Potter, but he probably didn’t know what he was saying.

"Cane this, Cane that, I swear he’s gonna start talking to the Cane."

He tried to explain Chamber of Secrets like it was a dating app.

He’s got a Cane tattoo and still calls it a 'Cane obsession.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

The guy who gives a blow job to the winner of a wakeboarding challenge at CWC. It’s like a reward, but also a punishment.

"I won the challenge and got a blow job. It was like winning and losing at the same time."

He gave a blow job so bad, the winner cried.

He said it was a 'wakeboarding bonus.' It wasn’t.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

The best metal band ever. They rock so hard, they could beat up a dragon and make it cry. Buddha says they’re awesome, and you better believe it.

"They played so loud, my dog ran out of the room screaming."

They’re better than Phantasm, and that’s a fact.

Their lyrics are so brutal, they make math feel easy.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When a guy gets his ass and balls waxed. It’s like the opposite of a Brazilian wax, but way more painful and weird. It’s from the Philippines, which is basically the opposite of Brazil.

"I got my ass waxed and it felt like a thousand bees were stinging me."

He said it was a 'Philippine twist on waxing.' It was a nightmare.

He got it done and now he’s the 'Philippines wax legend.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When a guy named Imperatives is alive, he’s a tranny. It’s not a choice, it’s a curse. Just accept it.

"Imperatives is alive again, and I’m stuck with a tranny."

He said it was a 'tranny curse.' It’s true.

Imperatives came back and now I have to deal with his tranny life.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago