Lady Birding
A woman who lived in Brooklyn, hit her head so hard it looked like a woodpecker. She talked to birds and if you gave her crackers instead of cash, she’d chase you and cuss you out like a mad person.
She told me, ‘Crackers are for birds, not people.’
She chased a kid for 10 blocks and yelled, ‘You’re a bird thief!’
She said, ‘I’m not crazy. I’m just bird-friendly.’