Lady Birding

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The wife of a guy who was a big shot, but she was even bigger shot. She was rich, famous, and had more drama than a soap opera.
I just saw her on TV. She was fighting with a squirrel.
She wore a hat that looked like a bird’s nest.
She said her husband was a ‘boring man’ who ‘didn’t know how to party.’
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A woman who owns at least two birds. She might also own a parrot that cusses and a pigeon that eats your lunch.
She posted a video of her birds fighting over a sandwich.
Her parrot called her ‘bird brat’ during breakfast.
She said her pigeon ‘stole her keys and ran away.’
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A teacher who talks like a bird, wears a dress that looks like a bird’s nest, and tells the worst jokes. She also keeps your secrets in a drawer and yells at you if you don’t pay attention.
She said, ‘You’re all like squirrels who forgot where they buried their nuts.’
She yelled at me for spelling ‘bird’ wrong. It was ‘bird’ not ‘baird.’
She kept my lunch in a drawer and said ‘just in case.’
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A woman who lived in Brooklyn, hit her head so hard it looked like a woodpecker. She talked to birds and if you gave her crackers instead of cash, she’d chase you and cuss you out like a mad person.
She told me, ‘Crackers are for birds, not people.’
She chased a kid for 10 blocks and yelled, ‘You’re a bird thief!’
She said, ‘I’m not crazy. I’m just bird-friendly.’
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An old fat lady who teaches piano and has a bird that yells at you. She’s so dumb she thinks a buffalo is a type of bird.
She yelled at me for playing one note wrong. Her bird yelled too.
She said Frank Sinatra was a ‘bird man’ who ‘sang like a buffalo.’
She told me, ‘If you don’t play right, I’ll eat your bird.’
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A bird is a type of drug. A bird lady is a woman who sells it and will cuss you out if you don’t pay.
She said, ‘You’re not a bird buyer. You’re a bird loser.’
She sold me a bird and said, ‘This is the best bird in Brooklyn.’
She yelled, ‘You owe me $50 or I’ll kick your bird.’
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When you jump out of a car while fighting with your mom. It’s a classic move, and it’s from a movie where the main character is a ‘bird lady.’
She jumped out of the car and said, ‘I hate my mom more than I hate birds.’
She yelled, ‘This car is a bird trap!’
She said, ‘I’m not a bird lady. I’m a bird loser.’
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