Lady Birding
A teacher who talks like a bird, wears a dress that looks like a bird’s nest, and tells the worst jokes. She also keeps your secrets in a drawer and yells at you if you don’t pay attention.
She said, ‘You’re all like squirrels who forgot where they buried their nuts.’
She yelled at me for spelling ‘bird’ wrong. It was ‘bird’ not ‘baird.’
She kept my lunch in a drawer and said ‘just in case.’