I said I was going to the store. My mom said, 'Don't forget to get Lady Beans.' I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because you're a girl and you need them.'

At lunch, my friend whispered, 'I have Lady Beans.' I said, 'You're going to die.' She said, 'No, I'm going to survive.'

My sister said she was going to the bathroom. I said, 'You're doing Lady Beans.' She said, 'You're a spy.'