Lady Beans

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The thing you wish you could rip off your body when your dad walks in the room and asks what you're doing.

My mom thinks I'm doing homework. I'm actually crying in the hallway because of Lady Beans.

He asked what I was doing. I said, 'I'm doing my thing.' He said, 'What thing?' I said, 'The thing that makes me want to die.'

I told my brother I was doing Lady Beans. He said, 'You're doing what? You're doing the thing that makes you wish you had a different body.'

The secret weapon of girls everywhere. Used when you're trying to hide the fact that you're a human who bleeds.

I said I was going to the store. My mom said, 'Don't forget to get Lady Beans.' I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because you're a girl and you need them.'

At lunch, my friend whispered, 'I have Lady Beans.' I said, 'You're going to die.' She said, 'No, I'm going to survive.'

My sister said she was going to the bathroom. I said, 'You're doing Lady Beans.' She said, 'You're a spy.'