Lady and the Tramp Dick - Lady and the Tramp Dick is when you’re too wasted to care if

Lady and the Tramp Dick is when you’re too wasted to care if your cock is soft as a noodle and you just wanna slurp like a dog in a dish.

I tried to kiss her but my cock was soft as a noodle.

I looked like a sad noodle in a dish.

I tried to do the Tramp thing but my cock just gave up.