Lady and the Tramp Dick

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Lady and the Tramp Dick is when you’re too wasted to care if your meat is soft as a noodle, and you just wanna slurp like a dog in a dish. Your cock’s not even halfway cooked.

I tried to kiss her but my cock was softer than my ex’s hair.

After the third round of shots, my cock looked like a sad noodle.

I tried to do the Tramp thing but my cock just gave up.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lady and the Tramp Dick is when you’re too drunk to know your cock is a soggy biscuit and you still wanna slurp like you’re in a romantic movie.

I tried to seduce her but my cock was a soggy biscuit.

I looked like a sad biscuit in a soup.

I tried to do the Tramp thing but I just looked like a sad biscuit.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lady and the Tramp Dick is when your cock is so weak it can’t even stand up, and all you wanna do is slurp like a dog in a dish.

My cock was so weak it couldn’t even stand up.

I tried to do the Tramp thing but my cock just laid down.

My cock looked like a dead worm in a dish.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lady and the Tramp Dick is when you’re too wasted to care if your cock is soft as a noodle and you just wanna slurp like a dog in a dish.

I tried to kiss her but my cock was soft as a noodle.

I looked like a sad noodle in a dish.

I tried to do the Tramp thing but my cock just gave up.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lady and the Tramp Dick is when your cock is so soft it looks like a sad biscuit and all you wanna do is slurp like a dog in a dish.

My cock looked like a sad biscuit in a soup.

I tried to do the Tramp thing but my cock was a sad biscuit.

My cock was so soft it looked like a dead worm.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lady and the Tramp Dick is when you’re too wasted to care if your cock is a sad noodle and all you wanna do is slurp like a dog in a dish.

I tried to seduce her but my cock was a sad noodle.

I looked like a noodle in a dish.

I tried to do the Tramp thing but my cock was a sad noodle.

by Slangipedia 9d ago