Lady and the Tramp Dick - Lady and the Tramp Dick is when you’re too wasted to care if

Lady and the Tramp Dick is when you’re too wasted to care if your cock is a sad noodle and all you wanna do is slurp like a dog in a dish.

I tried to seduce her but my cock was a sad noodle.

I looked like a noodle in a dish.

I tried to do the Tramp thing but my cock was a sad noodle.