lady ache
Lady ache is when your body turns on you like it’s your enemy. It’s a monthly reminder that you’re not a robot. You’re just a lady who’s been through hell.
My neighbor yelled at the mailman: 'I didn’t ask for this!'
I texted my friend: 'I just ran out of the house screaming. I think I left my socks on the floor.'
My brother asked me why I was crying. I said, 'It’s the lady ache. You don’t want to know.'