lady ache

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Lady ache is when your insides feel like they’re being ripped out by a bunch of angry squirrels. It happens to ladies every now and then and turns them into grumpy monsters.

My mom texted me: 'I just kicked the cat. It was the least I could do.'

My friend screamed at her phone: 'Why won’t you stop? I haven’t even had coffee yet!'

I saw my aunt throw a spoon at the wall. It missed. She was still mad.

by Slangipedia 22h ago

Lady ache is like being hit by a truck, but it’s inside you and it happens every few weeks. It’s not nice. It’s not fair. It’s just mean.

My cousin called me at 3 a. m. crying: 'I just ate a whole pizza and it didn’t help.'

My teacher fell asleep during class. She said it was the lady ache.

My dog started barking at nothing. I think he felt it too.

by Slangipedia 22h ago

Lady ache is when your body turns on you like it’s your enemy. It’s a monthly reminder that you’re not a robot. You’re just a lady who’s been through hell.

My neighbor yelled at the mailman: 'I didn’t ask for this!'

I texted my friend: 'I just ran out of the house screaming. I think I left my socks on the floor.'

My brother asked me why I was crying. I said, 'It’s the lady ache. You don’t want to know.'

by Slangipedia 22h ago