Lads and Lasses
Lads and lasses don’t need jobs. They’ve got money from stealing, drugs, or just being rich. They don’t bludge at the train station. They’re too busy raving and getting high.
My mate got a job just to fund his new Nike TNs. He said, 'I’m not a poser, I’m a proper lad.'
A lass texted me, 'I’m working tonight, but I’m still getting high. You’re not.'
He got a job at McDonald’s and still says, 'I’m not a Gronk, I’m a proper lad.'