Lads and Lasses

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A real lad or lass doesn't care what you think. They roll in tracksuits, wear Nautica shirts, and smash emos like they're made of glass. They’re always high, always vandalizing, and they’d laugh at you if you tried to buy them a coffee.
I saw a lad punch an emo in the face for wearing a band shirt. He said, 'You’re not even cool!'
My mate got caught spray-painting the bus stop and said, 'It’s art, you knob!'
A lass told the shopkeeper to 'fuck off' after she stole $200 worth of clothes.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lads and lasses don’t need jobs. They’ve got money from stealing, drugs, or just being rich. They don’t bludge at the train station. They’re too busy raving and getting high.
My mate got a job just to fund his new Nike TNs. He said, 'I’m not a poser, I’m a proper lad.'
A lass texted me, 'I’m working tonight, but I’m still getting high. You’re not.'
He got a job at McDonald’s and still says, 'I’m not a Gronk, I’m a proper lad.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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They’re not all Gronks or Peshay wannabes. Some of them are real, proper lads who know what they’re doing. They don’t just run from shop attendants, they laugh at them.
A lass walked out of the shop and said, 'You’re not even a real lass, you’re a clone.'
He got caught running from the shop and said, 'I’m a lass, you’re a Gronk.'
A lad texted me, 'I’m not a Peshay, I’m a real lass. You’re just a poser.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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They love raving, getting high, and being loud. They don’t care if you hate them. They just want to have fun and make a mess.
He texted me, 'I’m raving tonight, you’re not. You’re just a poser.'
A lass said, 'I got high and raved, you just sat there.'
He told me, 'I’m getting my gabber on, you’re just a Gronk.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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They don’t like emos, clones, or anyone who thinks they’re better than them. They laugh at you and tell you to 'get a life.'
He said, 'You’re not even a real lass, you’re a clone.'
A lass told me, 'You’re just a poser, I’m a real lad.'
He texted me, 'You’re not even a proper lass, you’re just a Gronk.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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They don’t need your approval. They’re happy being loud, high, and rich. They don’t care if you think they’re a poser.
He said, 'You’re not even a real lass, I’m a proper lad.'
A lass told me, 'You’re just a Gronk, I’m a real lass.'
He texted me, 'I’m rich, you’re just a clone.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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