Ladonnaism
A girl who is so pretty she makes you feel ugly. But she’s also so ugly she makes you feel pretty again.
She came to school and said, 'I’m the most beautiful person in the universe.' Then she sneezed and it was 'the worst thing ever.'
She wore a hat and called it 'a fashion statement.'
She took a selfie and said it was 'the best picture ever taken.' Then she fell into a puddle.