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When you act like climbing a stairs is a death match and eating a sandwich is a war crime.
I had to take 10 minutes to drink my coffee because it was 'a life or death situation.'
She walked to the store like it was a marathon.
He took 20 minutes to put on his shoes because 'they were fighting him.'
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A person who is beautiful, wild, and will make your life a nightmare if you cross her. She's the best friend you never had and the worst enemy you ever wanted.
She showed up to the party and turned it into a full-blown dance battle.
She called me out in front of everyone for stealing her fries.
She made my ex cry by telling him his pants were 'literally the worst.'
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A weirdo with the personality of a tornado and the brain of a confused squirrel. She's the type to yell at the sky and expect an answer.
She told the moon she was 'mad at it for not shining bright enough.'
She tried to talk to a pigeon and got yelled at for being 'too loud.'
She threw a tantrum because the ice cream was 'not fancy enough.'
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A woman. But not just any woman. She’s a woman who’s always in your business and never lets you forget it.
She told my mom I was 'too loud' for my own good.
She showed up to my birthday party and asked me why I was 'not pretty enough.'
She told my crush he was 'too plain to be with me.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A girl who is so ugly she makes your face hurt just by looking at her. And she acts like she's the queen of the world.
She walked into the room and said, 'I’m the most beautiful person here.'
She took a selfie and called it 'a masterpiece.'
She tried to flirt with my dog and said it was 'the best thing ever.'
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A girl who is so pretty she makes you feel ugly. But she’s also so ugly she makes you feel pretty again.
She came to school and said, 'I’m the most beautiful person in the universe.' Then she sneezed and it was 'the worst thing ever.'
She wore a hat and called it 'a fashion statement.'
She took a selfie and said it was 'the best picture ever taken.' Then she fell into a puddle.
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A white girl who thinks she’s black, and she talks like she just got dropped on her head by a truck full of raccoons.
She said, 'I’m the most hoodest person in the world.' Then she asked me what 'hoodest' meant.
She told me she ‘didn’t even know what racism was.’
She said she ‘didn’t even like pizza’ and called it ‘the worst thing ever.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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