ladonia
Ladonia is a tiny fake country where the queen’s been in charge for life and the president lives in France. They have a stupid flag and a national anthem that’s just a rock hitting water. The language is only two words: waaaall and ÿp. The queen’s got a life of luxury while the president just gets voted in every 3 years.
I got citizenship just to get free stuff and a weird flag.
The anthem is so boring, I walked out mid-song.
The queen lives in America, and I’m stuck in France with a stupid flag.