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Ladonia is a tiny fake country in Sweden that started because a guy named Lars Vilks got in a huge fight with the local government over a dumb sculpture called Nimis. It’s got like 17,000 people, but most of them are just hanging out in other countries. The queen is a lifelong b*tch named Carolyn, and the president is some French guy named Christopher who gets voted in every 3 years.
My cousin applied for citizenship just to get free stuff.
I tried to be president once, but I got 2 votes and a middle finger.
The queen’s got a life of luxury in America while I’m stuck in France.