Ladona
A woman who’s got the face of an angel and the mouth of a sailor. She’s got the history, the style, and the attitude to match.
Ladona walked into the bar and the whole place went quiet. Then she said, 'I'm here to drink, not to be admired.'
At the family reunion, Ladona told my uncle he was 'a disgrace to the family and a disgrace to the meat.'
She got into a fight with the waitress because the coffee wasn't 'hot enough for a queen.'