Ladona

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A hot mess who thinks she's royalty. She's got the looks and the attitude to back it up, even if she's still figuring out how to tie her shoes.

My cousin Ladona showed up to the party in pajamas and a crown. I was confused, but I was also impressed.

Ladona texted me at 2 a. m. saying she was 'reigning in the kitchen' and that I should 'suck it up and eat the lasagna.'

She called me a 'commoner' when I spilled wine on her dress. I still haven't forgiven her.

A woman who’s got the face of an angel and the mouth of a sailor. She’s got the history, the style, and the attitude to match.

Ladona walked into the bar and the whole place went quiet. Then she said, 'I'm here to drink, not to be admired.'

At the family reunion, Ladona told my uncle he was 'a disgrace to the family and a disgrace to the meat.'

She got into a fight with the waitress because the coffee wasn't 'hot enough for a queen.'

A woman who looks like she just stepped out of a 1920's speakeasy and is ready to slap you if you don't respect her.

Ladona showed up to the meeting wearing a feather hat and a cigarette. She said she was 'here to work, not to be ignored.'

She told my brother he was 'not worthy of her presence' when he forgot her birthday.

She sent me a DM saying, 'You're lucky I didn't take the cake.' I didn't even know she had a cake.

A woman who’s got more attitude than a bag of chips and more beauty than a Sunday morning.

Ladona showed up to the restaurant wearing a dress, a hat, and a whole lot of attitude. The waiter didn’t even know what to do.

She told my mom she was 'not a regular woman, she was a legend in the making.'

She sent me a text saying, 'You're lucky I didn't take the cake, and I still might.'

A woman so beautiful, she makes the moon jealous. She’s got the history, the style, and the attitude to match.

Ladona walked into the room and the whole place went quiet. She said, 'I’m here to shine, not to be seen.'

She told my dad he was 'not worthy of her presence' because he forgot to clean the house.

She sent me a message saying, 'You're lucky I didn't take the cake. I still might.' I didn’t even know she had a cake.

A woman who looks like she just came out of a magazine and is ready to slap you if you don’t treat her right.

Ladona showed up to the party in a dress, a hat, and a cigarette. She said she was 'here to have fun, not to be ignored.'

She told my sister she was 'not a regular woman, she was a legend in the making.'

She sent me a text saying, 'You're lucky I didn't take the cake.' I still haven't forgiven her.