Ladona
A woman so beautiful, she makes the moon jealous. She’s got the history, the style, and the attitude to match.
Ladona walked into the room and the whole place went quiet. She said, 'I’m here to shine, not to be seen.'
She told my dad he was 'not worthy of her presence' because he forgot to clean the house.
She sent me a message saying, 'You're lucky I didn't take the cake. I still might.' I didn’t even know she had a cake.