LADolescent
A British teen who’s trying to be a LAD but still can’t tell the difference between a ‘mate’ and a ‘friend’ and thinks ‘chuffed’ is a type of sandwich.
'A mate is a friend. A friend is a mate. They’re the same thing.'
'Chuffed is a sandwich. I’ve had chuffed for breakfast.'
'I’m not a LAD. I’m a semi-LAD. I’m 60% LAD.'