LADolescent

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A British kid who’s trying really hard to act like a proper adult, even though they still can’t tie their own shoelaces and their brain is still mostly made of pizza.

'I’m not a teenager, I’m a full-time adult now. I have a job. Well, I have a job that only pays £2 an hour.'

'I’m not failing my GCSEs. I’m just… strategically underperforming.'

'I don’t need a phone. I have a phone. It’s just not working.'

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A British teen who’s so desperate to be cool that they’ve started wearing socks with holes in them and pretending they know what a LAD is.

'I’m not wearing socks. I’m wearing fashion. It’s a subculture.'

'I don’t know what a LAD is. But I know I’m not one. I’m a sub-LAD.'

'I’ve been to a LAD convention. It was just a bunch of people in the park eating chips.'

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A British male who thinks he’s grown up just because he now says ‘mate’ instead of ‘you’ and has started using words like ‘bloke’ and ‘chuffed’.

'I’m not just a mate. I’m the king of the mates.'

'I’m chuffed with my life. I didn’t even know what chuffed meant until yesterday.'

'I’m a bloke. A proper bloke. I’ve been a bloke for years.'

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A British teen who’s trying to be a LAD but still cries when he gets a detention and thinks ‘spag bol’ is a type of pizza.

'I didn’t cry. I was just… emotionally challenged.'

'Spag bol is a pizza. It’s just a fancy one.'

'I got a detention. It’s not a failure. It’s a… minor setback.'

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A British kid who thinks he’s a LAD because he now wears a hat and says ‘cheers’ instead of ‘thank you’ and still can’t spell ‘LAD’ properly.

'I wear a hat. It’s a lifestyle choice. Not a fashion choice. A lifestyle choice.'

'Cheers for what? I don’t know. But I’m still saying it.'

'LAD is spelled L-A-D. I think. Maybe it’s L-A-D-O-L-E-S-C-E-N-T.'

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A British teen who’s trying to be a LAD but still can’t tell the difference between a ‘mate’ and a ‘friend’ and thinks ‘chuffed’ is a type of sandwich.

'A mate is a friend. A friend is a mate. They’re the same thing.'

'Chuffed is a sandwich. I’ve had chuffed for breakfast.'

'I’m not a LAD. I’m a semi-LAD. I’m 60% LAD.'

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