LADolescent
A British kid who’s trying really hard to act like a proper adult, even though they still can’t tie their own shoelaces and their brain is still mostly made of pizza.
'I’m not a teenager, I’m a full-time adult now. I have a job. Well, I have a job that only pays £2 an hour.'
'I’m not failing my GCSEs. I’m just… strategically underperforming.'
'I don’t need a phone. I have a phone. It’s just not working.'