Ladlespracket
A guy who thinks he’s the king of the world and everyone should bow to him, even if they’re too busy ignoring him.
He tried to start a conversation with three people. They all ignored him. He just kept talking to the wall.
He texted the whole class, 'I’m the funniest guy here. Period.' They all replied with '???'.
He walked into a lunchroom and yelled, 'I’m the funniest guy in the universe!' No one looked up.