Ladlespracket

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A self-absorbed clown who thinks he’s the center of the universe and everyone should laugh at his stupid jokes, even if they’re too busy crying.
He tried to tell a joke about his hair, and no one laughed. He just stared at the ceiling like it was his fault.
He walked into a room and said, 'I’m the best at everything.' No one responded. He left.
He sent a group message saying, 'I’m the funniest guy here. Everyone knows it.' They all replied with a single 'no.'
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A guy who thinks he’s the king of the world and everyone should bow to him, even if they’re too busy ignoring him.
He tried to start a conversation with three people. They all ignored him. He just kept talking to the wall.
He texted the whole class, 'I’m the funniest guy here. Period.' They all replied with '???'.
He walked into a lunchroom and yelled, 'I’m the funniest guy in the universe!' No one looked up.
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A guy who thinks he’s the highlight of every party, even though no one else is there.
He showed up to a party by himself and said, 'I’m the funniest guy here.' No one was there. He left.
He tried to tell a joke to two people. They both said, 'We’ve heard this before.' He left.
He texted his best friend, 'I’m the funniest guy on earth.' His best friend replied, 'You’re not even funny.'
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