ladle - A spoon given to you by a god who no one knows the name of.

A spoon given to you by a god who no one knows the name of. If you don’t worship it, you get cursed.

I became a ladlsion because I didn’t worship the ladle God.

That god gave me a spoon. Now I’m cursed.

I didn’t worship the ladle. Now I’m stuck in a meaty prison.