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A big bowl full of weed. Only the richest pothead in Isla Vista can afford it. It’s so good it might make you rich too.
My mom got a ladle for her birthday. She’s high 24/7 now.
Ladle is the only thing I need to pass my final exam.
I brought a ladle to the party. Everyone left except my friend, who took it.
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The king spoon in a three-way spoon fight. No one questions its power.
The ladle was crowned king of the spoon fight. No one challenged it.
I tried to be the meatball, but the ladle was too strong.
The ladle didn’t just rule the fight. It ruled my life.
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When a chunky girl tries to be the big spoon and you end up trapped in a meaty prison.
That chunky girl got me stuck in a meaty prison. I can’t move.
She wrapped me in fat like a burrito. I’m stuck.
I was the meatball. She was the trap.
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A huge spoon. It’s like the spoon from hell, but with more soup.
That ladle was huge. It could eat a whole room.
I saw a ladle and ran. It was bigger than me.
The ladle was like a giant spoon from a nightmare.
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The spoon that takes control in spoon fights. It’s like the boss of the spoon world.
The ladle was the boss of the spoon fight. I had no chance.
That ladle didn’t just win. It conquered me.
The ladle was the king. I was the meatball.
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A holy food made by a god who only knows how to make soup.
The ladle was a holy food. I ate it and became rich.
That god only knows how to make soup. That’s sad.
I got a ladle from the god. Now I eat soup every day.
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A spoon given to you by a god who no one knows the name of. If you don’t worship it, you get cursed.
I became a ladlsion because I didn’t worship the ladle God.
That god gave me a spoon. Now I’m cursed.
I didn’t worship the ladle. Now I’m stuck in a meaty prison.
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