ladism - You talk like you're the only one who ever lived, say nonsen

You talk like you're the only one who ever lived, say nonsense words like they're sacred, and swear so much your tongue is numb.

I said 'eshayss adlayss' and my brother laughed so hard he cried.

I yelled 'fkn oath brah' so loud the neighbors called the cops.

I said 'ectikhaysss' and my dog ran away.