ladism

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Blow bong smoke like it's your job, pop pills like they're candy, act like you're the king of the block even when you're stoned out of your mind.

I smoked bong for 10 hours straight and still didn't leave the couch.

I took 7 pills and called my mom 'brah' three times.

I tried to fight my cousin but just fell asleep mid-sentence.

Wear your pants so low you could catch a fish, wear a shirt tucked in like it's a royal decree, and wear a hat like it's your last breath.

My shorts are so low my socks are doing cartwheels.

I tucked my shirt in because my mom told me to, and now I'm stuck with it.

I wore my hat so tilted it looked like I was trying to hide from the sun.

Spray cans are your weapon of choice, paperline texters are your sidekick, and trains are your life.

I sprayed my whole wall with pink and now it looks like a unicorn threw up.

I texted my friend 20 times just to say 'hello' and he blocked me.

I ride trains like they're my personal limo.

You talk like you're the only one who ever lived, say nonsense words like they're sacred, and swear so much your tongue is numb.

I said 'eshayss adlayss' and my brother laughed so hard he cried.

I yelled 'fkn oath brah' so loud the neighbors called the cops.

I said 'ectikhaysss' and my dog ran away.