ladism - Wear your pants so low you could catch a fish, wear a shirt

Wear your pants so low you could catch a fish, wear a shirt tucked in like it's a royal decree, and wear a hat like it's your last breath.

My shorts are so low my socks are doing cartwheels.

I tucked my shirt in because my mom told me to, and now I'm stuck with it.

I wore my hat so tilted it looked like I was trying to hide from the sun.