Ladika
A woman so dry down there, she could make a desert, but still thinks she’s the main event at every party
She tried to flirt with my dad, and he just stared at her like she was a ghost.
At the bar, she tried to start a fight with the bartender because he didn’t give her a free drink.
She sent me a DM: ‘You look cute today, wanna be cute together?’ I replied: ‘No, I wanna be alive.’