Ladika

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A girl with a pussy so dry it could crack a whip but still wants to ride every guy like they’re the last donut in the box

She tried to grind on my leg like it was a nightclub floor, but my leg just laughed at her.

At the party, she asked 5 guys to dance, but they all walked away because she smelled like old socks.

She tried to French kiss me, and I tasted sand, a little bit of regret, and a lot of shame.

A woman so dry down there, she could make a desert, but still thinks she’s the main event at every party

She tried to flirt with my dad, and he just stared at her like she was a ghost.

At the bar, she tried to start a fight with the bartender because he didn’t give her a free drink.

She sent me a DM: ‘You look cute today, wanna be cute together?’ I replied: ‘No, I wanna be alive.’

A chick so dry she could make a guy’s tongue stick to the roof of his mouth, but still tries to climb every guy like they’re a jungle gym

She tried to kiss me at the mall, and I felt like I was kissing a brick wall.

She asked me to take her to the movies, but I said no because I didn’t want to watch her face fall off.

She tried to seduce my brother, and he just stared at her like she was a bad pizza.