Ladies' week
A monthly event where women feel like they were hit by a truck and are too busy crying to notice.
My coworker texted me, 'I’m going to take the day off. My body feels like it’s been through a war.'
My sister said, 'I can’t even think straight. I’m just a pile of misery.'
My friend said, 'I’m too busy screaming in the toilet to do anything else.'