Ladies' week

My boss said I should take Ladies' Week off because I looked like I was dying from a curse.

My friend texted me, 'I'm not coming to work today. I'm too busy crying in the bathroom like a sad toddler.'

My mom called me and said, 'You’re acting like you’ve been run over by a bus. Take a break.'

My boyfriend said, 'Ladies' Week is just a fancy name for getting cramps. It’s not that bad.'

My dad said, 'I don’t get why she can’t just take a pill and be fine.'

My brother said, 'You’re not dying. You’re just tired.'

My coworker texted me, 'I’m going to take the day off. My body feels like it’s been through a war.'

My sister said, 'I can’t even think straight. I’m just a pile of misery.'

My friend said, 'I’m too busy screaming in the toilet to do anything else.'