ladies room
A. K. A. the secret bar. Used when you need a shot so bad you’d rather get fired than keep pretending you like your boss.
"I’m gonna go to the ladies room. See you in five minutes, or I’ll come back and cry in your coffee."
"I took a shot in the ladies room. My boss doesn’t even know I’m alive."
"The ladies room is the only place I can hide from my mom and my ex at the same time."