ladies room

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A. K. A. the secret bar. Used when you need a shot so bad you’d rather get fired than keep pretending you like your boss.
"I’m gonna go to the ladies room. See you in five minutes, or I’ll come back and cry in your coffee."
"I took a shot in the ladies room. My boss doesn’t even know I’m alive."
"The ladies room is the only place I can hide from my mom and my ex at the same time."
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A place where guys pretend to be girls just so they can flirt with women who think they’re cute. The real ladies are just there to avoid the smell of old men.
"I walked into the ladies room and saw three guys in pink. I walked out and never came back."
"He’s been in the ladies room for 20 minutes. I think he’s trying to propose to the sink."
"My uncle went to the ladies room to hide from my aunt. He ended up flirting with the toilet."
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A pink hat zone for women who think they’re cool. The rest of us just want to get out before someone starts singing.
"I wore my pink hat to the ladies room. Now I’m stuck singing ‘I Will Survive’ with three other women."
"The ladies room is the only place I can be loud without getting yelled at."
"I went to the ladies room to hide from my coworkers. Now I’m stuck with a group of women who think they’re cool."
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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