Ladies of the Court
A fancy version of a fag hag, but with more glitter and less patience for straight people. They all revolve around one gay guy like he's the center of the universe.
'He's my main man. The rest of you can go die in the corner.'
'I only follow him on Instagram. The rest of you are just background noise.'
'If he doesn't text me back, I'm gonna cry in the gym.'