Ladies of the Court

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A bunch of gym snobs who think they're hot stuff because they flex in front of mirrors. They wear neon like it's a crime and think leg day is a suggestion, not a rule.

'I skipped leg day again. I'm just gonna pretend I'm a bodybuilder.'

'I spent $100 on protein powder and still eat pizza for dinner.'

'I wear Tapout shirts so loud they could be heard in the next state.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A fancy version of a fag hag, but with more glitter and less patience for straight people. They all revolve around one gay guy like he's the center of the universe.

'He's my main man. The rest of you can go die in the corner.'

'I only follow him on Instagram. The rest of you are just background noise.'

'If he doesn't text me back, I'm gonna cry in the gym.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago