Ladies and Gentlemen - A phrase you yell when you see a 15-year-old anime girl and

A phrase you yell when you see a 15-year-old anime girl and think she’s hot, even though you’re 27 and still live with your mom.

Ladies and gentlemen, I found a 15-year-old anime girl and I’m in love.

Ladies and gentlemen, this anime girl is hotter than my ex’s hair.

Ladies and gentlemen, I just got banned from Reddit for this.