Ladies and Gentlemen

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A fancy way to insult everyone at once by pretending they’re all civilized when they’re really just a bunch of loudmouths.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to thank my mom for giving me a bad haircut.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the worst pizza I’ve ever eaten.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to tell you I hate this meeting.
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A phrase you yell when you see a 15-year-old anime girl and think she’s hot, even though you’re 27 and still live with your mom.
Ladies and gentlemen, I found a 15-year-old anime girl and I’m in love.
Ladies and gentlemen, this anime girl is hotter than my ex’s hair.
Ladies and gentlemen, I just got banned from Reddit for this.
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What you hear in your head when you finally catch someone in the act of being a total idiot.
Ladies and gentlemen, I just saw my dog eat my homework.
Ladies and gentlemen, I caught my brother wearing my mom’s bra to school.
Ladies and gentlemen, my dad tried to text me while driving.
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A phrase that gets used in memes so much it feels like it’s the only thing that ever happened in 2012.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to tell you I’m not a baby.
Ladies and gentlemen, I just got ear-raped by the song ‘Baby I’m Yours.’
Ladies and gentlemen, this meme is so old it has gray hair.
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