ladidoodoo
a holy woman who takes her pink elephant to the store on mondays and talks trash after poker games
'you're gonna lose that bet, I can feel it,' she said to the clerk, while her elephant snorted at the cash register
the elephant knocked over a display of snacks, and the nun just said, 'that’s what he gets for not tipping me last time'
after winning a bet, she told the clerk, 'you're gonna be my slave next monday'