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a nun who rides her pink elephant to the general store on mondays after poker parties and cusses at the clerk like he owes her money

the nun rode her elephant to the store and yelled, 'I'm not paying for this soda again!'

she threw her crumpled poker chips at the clerk and said, 'you're gonna regret this,'

the elephant sneezed and knocked over a whole rack of chips, and the nun laughed like it was the best thing she'd ever seen

a holy woman who takes her pink elephant to the store on mondays and talks trash after poker games

'you're gonna lose that bet, I can feel it,' she said to the clerk, while her elephant snorted at the cash register

the elephant knocked over a display of snacks, and the nun just said, 'that’s what he gets for not tipping me last time'

after winning a bet, she told the clerk, 'you're gonna be my slave next monday'

a nun with a pink elephant who goes to the store every monday and cusses at the clerk after poker games

'you're gonna be sorry you didn't tip me,' she said to the clerk, while her elephant chewed on a bag of chips

the clerk tried to charge her extra, and she said, 'you're gonna pay for that elephant's soda too'

she came in with her elephant and said, 'I won, and I'm not letting you off the hook'