lademan
he's so good in bed he could make a nun lose her vows and still have time to chat up the priest
he told my cousin he'd give her a 10 out of 10 if she'd let him try
he said he'd take my grandma on a date if she'd stop yelling at him
he gave my brother a 7 out of 10 and said 'you're okay, but you're not me'