lademan

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a guy who can make any woman cum like it's a surprise party and still has time to flirt with your ex

he came home at 3 am and still texted my mom

i asked him how he does it and he said 'i don't know, i just do'

he texted my sister and said 'you look like you need a good lay'

he's so good in bed he could make a nun lose her vows and still have time to chat up the priest

he told my cousin he'd give her a 10 out of 10 if she'd let him try

he said he'd take my grandma on a date if she'd stop yelling at him

he gave my brother a 7 out of 10 and said 'you're okay, but you're not me'

he's so good in bed he could make a nun lose her head and still have time to text your mom

he told my friend he'd give her a 9 if she'd stop arguing with him

he said he'd take my dad on a date if he'd stop snoring

he texted my uncle and said 'you look like you need a good lay and a new life'