Laddergoat
A magical goat that gives you everything you want and makes your enemies cry. It’s like a goat and a fairy godmother had a baby.
I got a Laddergoat and my math grades went up. My enemies cried.
My dad got a Laddergoat and he became president. My enemies cried.
My goat got a Laddergoat and it became a god. My enemies cried.