Laddergoat

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A silly goat that climbs a ladder just to make you lose your mind. It’s like when someone does something so weird it makes you shout, ‘Oh you, Laddergoat, you so random!’

My dog tried to eat my laptop. I screamed, ‘Oh you, Laddergoat, you so random!’

My cousin wore a hat made of socks. I yelled, ‘Oh you, Laddergoat, you so random!’

My teacher said math is fun. I cried, ‘Oh you, Laddergoat, you so random!’

by Slangipedia 9d ago

To laugh so hard during sex you can’t finish. You’re just giggling like a lunatic and your partner is confused.

My mom had sex with my uncle and laughed so hard she couldn’t finish. I called her Laddergoat.

I had sex with my dog and laughed so hard I peed on the floor. I was Laddergoat.

My dad had sex with my teacher and cackled like a madman. He was Laddergoat.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A goat that climbs a ladder and makes you so happy you want to die. It’s the goat version of a middle finger to gravity.

My goat climbed a ladder and I died of happiness. That’s Laddergoat.

I saw a goat climb a ladder in my dreams. I screamed Laddergoat.

My goat climbed a ladder and I got a cookie. That’s Laddergoat.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A magical goat that gives you everything you want and makes your enemies cry. It’s like a goat and a fairy godmother had a baby.

I got a Laddergoat and my math grades went up. My enemies cried.

My dad got a Laddergoat and he became president. My enemies cried.

My goat got a Laddergoat and it became a god. My enemies cried.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

To laugh so hard at something stupid it feels like your brain is exploding. It’s the worst and the best part of being alive.

I saw a goat wearing a hat. I laughed so hard I exploded. That’s Laddergoat.

My dog did a backflip. I laughed so hard I peed. That’s Laddergoat.

My teacher said 2 + 2 = 5. I laughed so hard I died. That’s Laddergoat.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

To stand on a ladder and have sex with your wife’s best friend while your friend has sex with your wife in the next room. It’s chaos and glory all in one.

I stood on a ladder and had sex with my wife’s friend. My friend had sex with my wife. It was Laddergoat.

I had sex with my mom’s friend. My friend had sex with my mom. That’s Laddergoat.

I had sex with my dog. My dog had sex with my cat. That’s Laddergoat.

by Slangipedia 9d ago