ladder
A tool for climbing that's usually made of wood or metal. Some are cool, some are just broken pieces of wood that don't work.
My ladder is just a broken piece of wood. I tried to climb it, and it fell apart like a broken dream.
That ladder looks like it's from the 1800s. It's got more cracks than my uncle's face.
I used a ladder made of wood. It was so bad, I thought it was a broken dream.